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Our classic cheeseburger that never disappoints. A juicy, 100% Angus beef patty nestled between warm, toasted brioche buns. Adorned with melted sharp cheddar, crisp lettuce, ripe tomato slices, and our secret PornSauce. It's familiar, comforting, and always satisfying.

For those craving more, this double-decker delight features two thick Angus beef patties, each crowned with melted cheddar. Topped with crispy bacon, caramelised onions, and a generous dollop of our tangy BBQ sauce. It's a handful of pure indulgence.

Our most imposing creation. Three juicy Angus beef patties stacked high, interleaved with three layers of gooey cheddar cheese. Crowned with crispy onion strings and drizzled with our smoky chipotle mayo. This burger is not for the faint-hearted.

A healthier option that doesn't compromise on flavor. Succulent grilled chicken breast strips layered with creamy avocado, crispy bacon, fresh lettuce, and juicy tomato. Drizzled with our homemade ranch dressing. It's a taste sensation that leaves you wanting more.

Sink your teeth into this Southern-inspired masterpiece. Tender, slow-cooked pulled pork smothered in our tangy BBQ sauce, topped with crispy onion strings and a creamy apple slaw. Served on a toasted brioche bun for the perfect blend of textures.

A Mediterranean twist on the classic burger. A perfectly seasoned lamb patty topped with crumbled feta cheese, cool tzatziki sauce, crisp cucumber slices, and fresh mint. Served on a warm pita-style bun for an exotic flavour explosion.

Our signature thick-cut potato chips, double-fried for extra crispiness and dusted with our secret spice blend.

Crispy fries topped with melted cheese, bacon bits, green onions, and a drizzle of our special PornSauce.

It’s cola. We don't tout fancy labels or big brands. You’ll get what we’ve got, and trust us—it’s fizzy, cold, and exactly what you need.

All the cola taste, none of the sugar. Is it Coke? Is it Pepsi? Who knows? It’s whatever we’ve got, and it’s good.

Tangy, sweet, and seriously refreshing. No brand wars here, just a chilled lemonade to quench your thirst. What kind? You’ll find out when it arrives!

Take a spin with our Boochi Roulette. We’ll pick a kombucha flavor, whether it’s a classic or something local and craft, and get it to you ASAP. It’s the kombucha surprise you didn’t know you needed!

Crafted with velvety Belgian chocolate, our Chocolate Indulgence Shake is an ultra-thick blend of creamy vanilla ice cream and rich, decadent chocolate syrup. Each sip is pure indulgence, made for those who crave something a little more luxurious with their burger. Topped with a hint of shaved dark chocolate for the finishing touch.

Vanilla, but elevated. Our Vanilla Luxe Shake is a creamy masterpiece, featuring Madagascar vanilla bean ice cream for a smooth, ultra-rich flavour. Paired with whole milk and topped with a drizzle of golden caramel, it’s simplicity done right—bold, thick, and irresistible.

Made with hand-picked, sun-ripened strawberries and swirled into the creamiest blend of whole milk and artisanal vanilla ice cream, our Strawberry Delight Shake is a fruity, flavorful escape. Fresh strawberry compote and a dollop of whipped cream make this shake as luscious as it gets.

Feeling adventurous? Our Shot in the Mouth shake is a surprise blend created just for you. From salted caramel to banana toffee, you’ll never know what flavour you’re about to experience, but we guarantee it’ll pair perfectly with your burger. It’s the shake you didn’t know you needed, until now.